Have you ever known "that guy" -- someone whom you (and everyone you know) find completely intolerable? I mean, a human being so terrible that it's almost a crime to class them as a "human being?" "That guy" that lacks any basic human decency, has an amazingly inflated ego, and somehow survives without any social skills... AT ALL. They are basically the opposite of someone you might admire.
If you've never known "that guy," you might be him yourself. Use the following simple flowchart to determine if you are ACTUALLY "that guy." Don't effing lie, either.
Are you that guy? If so, you'd better change before you end up alone and friendless, crying out long-winded (terribly boring) stories to any telemarketer that calls you, yet retaining enough hatred for humanity that you refuse to fall on your love-knife and put you out of our misery. Check back next week for more sage wisdom from "Stop Sucking at Everything." We might even throw in some advice on how to stop being "that guy."
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